is like publicly stuffing your face with your favorite weird snacks and discovering everyone around you is doing the same just as enthusiastically. For example, nutella and cheese on a pretzel or pickles with yogurt.
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Timur, Isabella, Me, Zita, Bonnie, & Felipe |
I knew they were out there! But actually seeing them and talking in English none the less was somewhat of a relief. I knew that there were others going through similar experiences, but I could never spot them out on the street. We exchange students try our best to blend in as much as possible.
Situation A: buying coffee
Me: eins
Kaffee, bitte (1 coffee, please)
Starbucks employee: sdklflasfpidhaisdonfklasdnflknsadkl.....?
Me: ja, bitte (yes please)
Starbucks employee: juegkiehflameu
EURO (at which point I look at the cash register or hand over my biggest bill)
Me: Danke (thanks)
And so, the goal of this situation is to not have the hardworking Starbucks employee speak English to me as that would be considered not blending in. When these situations go perfectly I can dutifully pretend to be German. But here is a not so good day:
Situation B: Isabella is buying various items from the DM (or the German version of a CVS) and I am accompanying her
~note: Isabella is my fellow AFS New Yorker going to language class with me
Isabella: *puts down what she wants to buy*
Cashier: kdsjfkljaiowenfklnsdfsdaklfkljiojijnklniufedycvklnl
Isabella: ......Uhhhhh (turns to me)
Me: *nodding very knowledgeably*
Isabella: *nods to the cashier*
Cashier: fsdkfjklasdjfiosndfknsadlkfs.....inkejhknsdk?
Isabella: I don't speak German. Do you speak English?
Cashier: Yes,
of course I do. I am asking if you have a card for the DM in which you get discounts and such.
Isabella: No, I don't. I just want to buy my deodorant and floss.
And so, that is what Isabella and I call an
EPIC FAIL. A normal fail would be talking in English
after purchasing our items in German. Otherwise if I'm alone, I usually destroy the persona I create of being German by loudly congratulating myself on my success....in English.